Dance vs Real world

In the real world the word FIERCE is used to describe a tiger.

In the real world dancing is a drunken Saturday night round your hand bag not a career.

In the real world throwing up after a meal is considered a disease not a weight loss program.

In the real world a Tic Tac is minty freshness for just two calories not a meal.

In the real world rolling out of bed is a metaphor not a consequence of yesterday's job.

In the real world putting on your make up for work does not take 45 minutes and your ideal objective is not transvestite.

In the real world Advil is an occasionally taken pain reliever not a dietary supplement.

In the real world experiencing the symptoms of arthritis at eighteen is medically unusual not a job related side effect.

In the real world Lycra bid an advisable farewell with the eighties and is not a dominant clothing choice.

In the real world you do not get paid to wear a bikini and shake your ass behind Snoop Doggy.

In the real world tights are worn only by the female of the species and for good reason.

In the real world your job does not depend on how quickly you can change your clothes and is a task you do maybe twice a day, not nine times an hour in the dark watched by middle aged male stage hands.

In the real world being creative does not mean rolling up one pant leg and following your hand.

In the real world people can count past eight.

In the real world you do not get fired for eating too many Mcdonalds.

In the real world getting a job does not depend on how tall, short, thin, fat, blonde or San Tropezed you are!

In the real world your resume lists your qualities and achievements not your vital statistics.

In the real world you don't have to pretend you like pain.

In the real world a job interview is a civilized conversation and followed by a few probing questions, it is not a circus that involves a cattle call, how high you can kick your leg or a ballet combination with fouettes!

In the real world physical and mental torture is called abuse not a class.

In the real world being good at your job does not involve turning really fast.

In the real world your work associates will not lift you above their head and spin you around the office.

In the real world you don't find out the day before that you are going to dance the Can Can in outer Mongolia to promote something completely unrelated liked heavy goods vehicles.

In the real world you do not copy the person in front.

In the real world the only bar you hold onto for support serves drinks and you certainly do not put your leg on it (unless your vodka consumption has reached a stage of clinical inadvisability.

In the real world, you do not have as much fun!

Sam's 21st Party

One of the girl's in the show, Sam, turned 21 on the 21st of January so....naturally there was a party of her choice held up on the 3rd floor. It turned out to be a "P" party, so you had to turn up in anything that starts with the letter "P", and in the language of your choice.
Here are the pics - try and guess what we are xox

New Years Eve

Work again (2 shows)....and then the nerve of me, to bring my mum to a famous Sheraton Walkerhill Rave Party. Dad had come and gone, and now it was mum's turn. I swear, the 2 of them visiting and leaving in such a short period of time caused me to go into a week of depression when they left. All the hype from Christmas and New Years was coming to an end and all I wanted was time to freeze or majorly slow down coz not long after, it was Ben's turn to leave :(

But I'm coping in this big bad world all by myself so for now, here are some more photos of my crazy friends at the New Years Party held at the hotel I currently work at.

Christmas Day

Look at our wee tree. Good job filling it up with goodies. I was so lucky to have my dad to visit. Had to work (2 shows) but Phil, Ben and Alex cooked a delicious English Meal for the cast of 32 - plus guests. We set up the dining tables up on the 3rd floor living room and enjoyed a fabulous 3 course meal followed by prezzies, handed out by Santa and his 'little helper'.
My first time spending Christmas with the cast i work with and i must say 'thankyou' to the cast of SUBWAY for making it so enjoyable. Hope everyone had a good time wherever they were and got to spend it with someone special.

Snow in Korea

Finally! We got some snow.....but unfortunately NOT on Christmas Day. Instead, it all came down when we decided to go out one Saturday night out on the town which was very annoying, however all was forgiven when we woke up to the most beautiful, white city I've ever seen. Aussies and Brazillians shouldn't be allowed out when it snows. Very embarassing!

Farewell Odyssey

And Welcome to "Subway"